Old Enough to Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar

When Suzie Sneezed

I Can't Tie My Shoe

I Used to Have a Sister

My Dentist Is an Awfully Nice Man

Reptile World

The Accident

The Witch

That's What Makes the World Go 'Round

The Warning

Don't Leave Me In the House Alone

The Dinosaur Song

Ellen Grew a Beard

The Town of Round

Me and You

I Looked Into the Mirror; What Did the Mirror Say?

A Bee Will Sting You

Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It In His Armpit

Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String

Everywhere You Go

Shut Up In the Library

The Ant and the Grasshopper (What They Didn't Tell You)

Not So Good At Baseball

Poor Orville Thlapp

The I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp

There's No Substitute for a Cat

Caterpillar

First It Bit My Behind

Barnyard Stomp

I'm Bored

I'm Late

The Craster

I Forgot

The "I Eat Kids" Klezmer Polka

Siamese Twins

Get Your Hands Off of My Leg and Your Foot Out of My Shoe

One Big Happy Family

Five More Minutes

Fred

If You've Have a Kid Who Complains All the Time

I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom