Kitten With a Wit

Intro That Damn Scandal and That Damn Song

Mall of America

Aging Sucks

Bloody Internet

Vive Le Toothbrush!

Hallowe'en Segue

My Generation Can Beat Up Your Generation

Playground Flashback

Removable Body Parts

Just Say No. No! No! No! No! No!

Everyone Hates the Crying Baby

My Hair Hates Me

Bathing Suit Pajamas and Crocheted Pantsuits

Here's Where I Help the Straight Folks Catch Up

I'd Like You To Meet My Parents

Evolution of a Fella Girlie

Pushing the Homosexual Agenda

A Final Word About Kansas

No! No! No! Reprise