It's Bad For Ya

Opening

Old F**k

Goin' Through My Address Book

Things We Say When People Die

He's Smiling Down

Parents in Hell

People Refuse to Be Realistic

Dead Parents Helping

A Couple of Other Questions

Today's Professional Parents

The Self-Esteem Movement

Every Child Is Special

Children Are Our Future

Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult

I Like People

Stupid B******t

Stupid B******t on the Phone

What a Phone Call Should Be

In a Coma

Their Kids!

They Want to Show You the Pictures

Just Enough B******t

No One Questions Things

Proud to Be an American

God Bless America

Takin' off Yer Hat

Swearing on the Bible

You Have No Rights